Expensive paper weights

Gosh, where do I start about the expensive paper weights I have accumulated these recent years. Here're my top three paper weights:

1. Sony PSP: Gosh, I was so crazy about PSP that I planned a Japan trip so that I can buy it immediately when it was launched. What's there not to love about Sony PSP? It's one of the first wide screen video game and multimedia device - all less than S$300. I was almost embarassed when I paid for it in Yen. Many unplayed games later... my PSP is collecting dust somewhere in the house. Look... there are just too many average games on PSP! Check out Nintendo DS' crazy concept games that allows you to learn cooking or pretend to be a doctor.
2. Muji wall CD player: Another paper weight from Japan - bought it right off the shop. What's not to love about a cool-looking device right out of campy 70s sci-fi movies? It now looks campy and dusty in my master bedroom.
3. Nintendo DS Lite: Well, my wife wanted it and so I bought it for her. She played it for a total of three weeks. I had fun with it for another three weeks playing mario classics. It must be somewhere in the house with my PSP.